Hey!
You run a dry cleaning service! In fact, your website is drycleaners.ca - a pretty coveted domain, I'm sure! Across your pages you boast "free pick-up and delivery" and "100% satisfaction guaranteed"...but when I called to ask about rates and delivery days, your representative quite rudely told me that you no longer offered pick-ups and if I would have tried to place an order, I would have found that out.
Okay, number one: I shouldn't have to try and place an order to find out you don't do pick-ups anymore. You should just take the false advertising off your website.
Number two: Tell your guy on the phone that he needs to be more polite. Seriously, he didn't even say hello and was a total asshole.
Number three: You fucking suck. Take that shit off your website and replace it with "if you want some dry cleaning we'll probably do it, but you have to come to our location in our sketchy Sherbourne neighbourhood to drop it off and pick it up. Hopefully we don't lose it."
100% satisfaction guarantee FAIL.
Hey drycleaners.ca! YOU'RE ALL BIG JERKS!
Showing posts with label Stores. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stores. Show all posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Old guy with a sense of entitlement
Hey!
You're old! You've been around a long time, seen a lot, done a lot, had some fun...it's cool. I get it and I thank you for your contributions to society. I also think you're really cute sometimes, and look forward to being old and looking wrinkly and holding wrinkly hands and getting 10% off my coffee. The thing is, just because you're old doesn't mean you own the world and are entitled to whatever the hell you want. You have to wait in line like everyone else and you have to understand that there are other people on the face of the Earth that need services too!
THIS INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: getting on a bus, ordering food, waiting to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy, parking spaces and grabbing a coffee. The next time I'm 15 minutes late for work because you decided to talk to the pharmacist about every single fucking item in the weekly flyer, I'm going to loose it and start pushing in front of you with an air of "my birth control is more important than your heart medication and the big Kleenex sale that's on until Saturday". Frig.
Hey old guy with a sense of entitlement! YOU'RE A BIG JERK!
You're old! You've been around a long time, seen a lot, done a lot, had some fun...it's cool. I get it and I thank you for your contributions to society. I also think you're really cute sometimes, and look forward to being old and looking wrinkly and holding wrinkly hands and getting 10% off my coffee. The thing is, just because you're old doesn't mean you own the world and are entitled to whatever the hell you want. You have to wait in line like everyone else and you have to understand that there are other people on the face of the Earth that need services too!
THIS INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: getting on a bus, ordering food, waiting to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy, parking spaces and grabbing a coffee. The next time I'm 15 minutes late for work because you decided to talk to the pharmacist about every single fucking item in the weekly flyer, I'm going to loose it and start pushing in front of you with an air of "my birth control is more important than your heart medication and the big Kleenex sale that's on until Saturday". Frig.
Hey old guy with a sense of entitlement! YOU'RE A BIG JERK!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Girl that works in customer service
Hey!
You work in customer service! Maybe it's a clothing store, maybe a coffee shop...maybe you're even a cashier in the grocery store. I'm not saying I want to engage in conversation with you, but a simple "hello" would be nice to hear! I'm not being a bitch to you, you shouldn't be a bitch to me. Say hello! It's easy!
Hey girl that works in customer serivce! YOU'RE A BIG JERK!
You work in customer service! Maybe it's a clothing store, maybe a coffee shop...maybe you're even a cashier in the grocery store. I'm not saying I want to engage in conversation with you, but a simple "hello" would be nice to hear! I'm not being a bitch to you, you shouldn't be a bitch to me. Say hello! It's easy!
Hey girl that works in customer serivce! YOU'RE A BIG JERK!
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