Wednesday, August 19, 2009

People that have almost-sex on the subway


You're in love! Or maybe you just really like the person you're with! I'm so happy for you and really pleased that you seem to have found someone so awesome. You should be proud to hold hands and give occasional pecks on the cheek.

But do NOT, by ANY means think that it's okay to GIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND A BLOWJOB/FINGERBANG YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON THE SUBWAY. What, seriously?! I mean, making out in public is bad enough; no one likes huge amounts of PDA, especially if you're over the age of 17. But to totally have full-on sexual contact like that on a subway is absolutely gross. It's also really hard to NOT watch it (though if you're doing that you obviously enjoy voyeurism to a certain degree so I should be allowed to watch you).

Hey people that have almost-sex on the subway! YOU'RE ALL BIG JERKS!


  1. This is even a thing? People actually do this?!

  2. YES! I've seen it happen TWICE. And one of those times, there were two couples that knew eachother sitting across the way and doing it at the same time. One guy was getting a BJ and the other guy was fingering a girl. It was disgusting.

  3. That's.. I have no idea what to say about that. What time of day was this? How crowded was the car? I'm just trying to think up how this could ever be okay and it just... isn't.

  4. It was just after midnight and the car wasn't too crowded...but there were indeed people on the car.